wiki"'' means "quick" in Hawai'ian. The purpose of the wiki is to take all of the confusing computer geek mumbo jumbo out of making and maintaining a webpage. No passwords, minimal technological barriers, all fun.
Please note: we just updated the software, and with upgrades in the software come changes in the instructions. To see what's changed, click on "Page History" at the bottom of this page and click on the link that says "(diff)". Each one of those (diff) links shows you a change that's been made to this page.
Before You Start
If you're a little nervous about making changes to the webpage, don't be! Everyone is supposed to participate. If that doesn't make you feel any better, then you can discuss a change (either before or after you make it) in the respective group's
discussion forum, and you can practice the changes in the Sand Box (though don't worry, you can't make changes anywhere on umcp.org that can't be reversed. Yay! Play away!).
Editing Pages
- To edit any page click on the Edit button at the bottom left corner of the page (you don't ever need to type a username or password to edit a page, so ignore that). In order for this instructional page to make more sense, click on the edit button now. Then, without changing anything, click on the "Preview" button at the bottom of the page. This way you can see both the public side of the page, and the plain text that made it look that way (scroll down after you do it and you'll see).
Italics, Bold, Headings, Paragraphs and other Formatting Fun-ness
- If you want to add pre-formatted text to a page and have it look the same as the place you copied it from, then tough cookies. You're supposed to be able to do it by beginning the phrase with <pre> and end it with </pre> or <verbatim> and </verbatim> (They're interchangeable. I don't know why they give us two options. Don't question.). But this method doesn't seem to work. Anyone who has ever actually been successful in doing this should put an example here and post it to the
umcp.org discussion forum. You will be showered with praise from Dan Lev if you do.
- You get italics by surrounding words with a single underscore, like this.
- You get bold text by using two asterisks * on either side.
- And, bold italics by using both.
- Prefixing a word or line with "!", "!!", or "!!!" (without the quotes) turns it into a heading, like so:
I am a heading
To indent paragraphs use your space bar. It's called "adding whitespace." Learn computer lingo and your friends will think you're smarter.
Look, I'm an indented paragraph. Look at me dance.
To use a fixed width font surround the phrase with equal signs, like so.
- We generally don't use fixed width. Probably because it looks silly and no one knows what it is. I'm writing these directions and I don't even know what the heck it is.
You can separate paragraphs with an extra blank line (i.e. hit your Return key twice). Example:
I am a paragraph.
I am a paragraph too. We're just very small paragraphs.
- You can also end a line (make a linebreak) by using 3 percentage signs (%).
And you can even use it to make blank lines
Including multiple ones.
- You can get horizontal rules with four or more dashes (next to the zer0/close parentheses key) like this:
Lists
- You get bullets by using an asterisk * at the start of the line
- To add bullets to your bullets, start a new line and use two asterisks **.
- To bullet that, start a new line and add three ***.
- When using bullets, please keep two things in mind:
- Please be uniform in your format. Look at what other people have done, and either make what you add look like theirs, or change theirs to some way you think would look better.
- When adding bullets, everything has to be on the same line. Watch:
- See when I type stuff into the bullet, I can type a lot but I just can't hit "Return" or "Enter" depending on the keyboard, because if I do that then
the next line will start all the way over on the left and not in line with the bullet the way I wanted it to.
- Use # for numbered lists (you don't need to type in the numbers yourself). This function allows you to modify numbered lists (e.g., by adding or deleting an entry in the middle of the list) without having to go through and re-number the whole list by hand. Example:
- One
- Two
Creating New Pages and Hyperlinks
- To create new pages within umcp.org, pick a name for it and capitalize the words and string them together. Let's say you want to create a page about how Steve Wainstead eats worms. All you have to do is capitalize each word and string them together like this: SteveWainsteadEatsWorms and when you click "Save" at the bottom of the Edit page. On the public side of the page, it will look like this: Steve Wainstead Eats Worms. If the page does not exist yet a question mark appears before the link, inviting you to create the page by clicking on the question mark and typing stuff in the page, which will only say [Describe YourNewPage here] until you delete that and add stuff: This Page Should Not Exist. (And please don't ruin the example by creating one.)
- You can also create a new page by putting the name of the page in brackets. This is especially good if you want your page to have a one-word name. Like this [New]. It'll look like this: New
- If you want to string a bunch of words or letters together without hyperlinking them or put something in brackets without creating a hyperlink, then prevent hyperlinking by putting a ~ (that swirly symbol next to your number 1 key) preceding the word, and it will look like this: ThisShouldntBeHyperlinked or [No hyperlinks here either]
- To link to pages outside the Wiki, you can just type in the URL and Wiki will link it for you:
http://www.indymedia.org
- To name the URL instead of just having a bare URL, type the name of the URL and the actual URL separated by a | (that shares your forward slash \ key above your Return key). It looks like this: [Independent Media Center|
http://www.indymedia.org] and shows up like this:
Independent Media Center
- To link to an e-mail address, type it in like this: [e-mail the Pentagon|mailto:yousuck@warismoney.milcom] and it'll look like this
e-mail the Pentagon
- Footnotes: use brackets around the numbers, for example [1], [2], [3]. To see footnotes in action, go to See How The Democratic Presidential Candidates Stand On Peace
Pictures are nice
- To put images in, just provide the hyperlink in brackets like this: [
http://www.yourhost.yourdomain/images/picture.png]. Image URLs not in brackets will just appear as hyperlinks to the image. Here is an example of it done correctly:

- Sometimes you want to just put up a link to a picture that's on umcp.org without actually putting the picture itself up on the page. You can do this by first creating a new page with WikiWords or putting the name in brackets, and then in the new blank page put the link to the image in brackets so it appears on that page. For an example, say "hi" to Dan Lev again. This is also the way Entropy puts up art in the When Words Are Not Enough category
- To turn a picture into a link, use the same form you use to make a link, except replace the description of the link (the first part) with the URL (web address) of the picture, like so: [
http://www.umcp.org/fileupload/uploads/danlev.jpg|ThisIsNotLiberation] and it'll look like this: 
- Right now you can only link pictures to pages that are on this website with their WikiWords. We're working on fixing the bug that prevents us from linking pictures to outside sites.
Tables
Tables are fun, easy, and useful. There are two important keys in making tables: the tab key and the | key (that line that shares a key with your \ above your Enter key). To begin a new column, begin that line with a tab. So, everything under the first column is not tabbed at all, everything in the second column is tabbed once, everything in the third column is tabbed twice, etc. Every time you expect to begin a new column, follow the previous column's line with a | . This is best explained by example, so there's two below, easy and fancy. If you haven't already, please hit the "Edit" key at the bottom of this page to view the keystrokes to make the tables.
Easy:
| Name |
Political Orientation |
Notes
|
| Ricky |
Commie |
drunken wrestling
|
| Sally |
Demublican |
see also Republocrat
|
| Emma the dog |
Anarchist |
growls at evil capitalists. rawr.
|
Fancy tables:
You can span rows and columns.
| Name |
Notes
|
| Political Orientation |
Characteristics
|
| Mr. "Committee Meeting" |
Luddite |
hates IMs and doing dishes
|
| Anonymous |
Couchsurfer |
Makes a lot of mess and justifies not cleaning it up
|
| Che |
guerilla |
never sleeps and likes bubble baths
|
| Manish and Sarah |
So cool |
We miss them.
|
Note that multiple |'s lead to spanned columns, and v's can be used to span rows. A > generates a right justified column, < a left justified column and ^ a centered column (which is the default.)
A few things to note about tables:
- Entropy is one big table. The updated software makes some things tricky.
- There seem to be a few bugs with the tables and sometimes they don't load properly. Hit "Reload" and that might help.
Give your group's website a calendar!
(Please consider using the calendar on the Home Page instead of starting a new one.)
- <?plugin Calendar?> makes this month's calendar, like this:
- <?plugin Calendar month_offset=1?> makes next month's calendar. Change that 1 to a different number to get a different month: 2 makes the calendar for two months from now, 3 for three months, etc. Like this:
- The calendars automatically stay current and change months on their own.
- To add events to your calendar, simply click on the day of your event. If the day is empty, an editing window will automatically pop up. If the day already has an event, then the page for that day will open up and you'll need to hit "edit" to add your event underneath the one that's already there. Empty days are plain text, while days that have events are shown in underlined italics. Feel free to practice adding events to these calendars.
More detail than you want to know
Php Wiki Documentation
More About Mechanics
See
MagicPhpWikiURLs for gory details on how to write various kind of wiki maintenance links, whatever that means.
If you don't like the size of the text editing window you get, you can change it.
See User Preferences.
Practice your new wiki skillz in the Sand Box
The point of these instructions is to facilitate the participation in the upkeep of UMCP.ORG. Please
comment on the new instructions.
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